Promo for GET A CLUE

Fun stuff! We had to do a commercial about self-help books, etc. I decided to do a radio spot because I don't have access to a video camera here in Dallas. That would mean appropriating Ashley's, and that would be wrong. Guess I know what I'm adding to my "with my student loans" list. There were video, slideshow, and live-action commercials. I even helped Allene with her live-action by flipping the cards as she did the funniest commercial ever. Thank god we practiced it before class because I would have cracked up and been off cue.

Things are getting easier when it comes to getting the theory in. Guess it's just practice. Or maybe not sweating about it so much. Well, here it is. I tried to do it with a sexy voice. If I can figure out how to load it, I will post that part later.

Are you tired of those self-help books nobody has time to stop and read? Hi folks. This is Judy B from the Quiet Storm, FM 106.2, G-Trouble Radio. And speaking from personal experience, we could all use a little help now and then. Even The Donald, Donald Trump has an occasional bad day. But if you have a schedule like mine, where do you find the time to sit down to read a book? Well, let me tell you about the fabulous results I’ve been getting with the new program, Get A Clue. Get A Clue is for both men and women to help you free yourself and to help you understand your significant others. My honey and I have both been using Get A Clue for just a few weeks now, and our relationship has never been better. And as an added bonus, we both got raises at work. Oh, by the way, thanks boss. Get A Clue is Pictionary meets Oprah and Professor Plum in the Library with the candlestick. (giggle.) It’s part game, part wise friend’s couch. And you can access it anywhere. They even have an app you can download for your phone. Just go to www. GetAClue.com. That’s www. G E T A C L U E .com. I’m going to invoke En Vogue to say (sing.) Free your mind, and the rest will follow. Give me a break – I’m not a singer; I’m a DJ. But hey, the ladies gave permission to use their song for Get A Clue, and their new album is set for release next month, so what does that tell ya? Go to www. GetAClue.com. That’s www. GetAClue.com. Or call 1-877-867-5309. That’s 1-877-867-5309. Take the time to invest in yourself. Come on, you know you and yours deserve it.
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