TGIF?

Can someone please explain to me why it is that everything (and I use that word loosely) is due or needs to be done at the same time?

I can! I can! You, my friend are a major procrastinator. You thrive on the pressure of the deadline. You are (or think you are) more creative and productive when the clock is on its final countdown.

Yep. That’s me. Take this morning, for instance. I have a project and report due today. Nowhere near finished. I have a project due Wednesday. Barely started. I have a project report due Thursday. Well, at least the project is done. I have final exams to grade. Plenty of time because none of my students have started the exam. They, like me, appear to be procrastinating. But the big one – full-time teaching J O B application due today. Thought I’d pull my hair out trying to put all of my transcripts into one pdf that was small enough to load on the site.

Just loaded the application and that pesky pdf with hours to spare! So, hey. Not too shabby.

Why am I posting this?

I know! I know! (See above.)

Quote for the day: Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. Unknown

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